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October 18, 2013 – Monologue Jokes

1. There was an unusual scene on the House floor Wednesday night when, moments after the bill to end the government shutdown was passed, a House stenographer calmly took to the microphone and began...

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January 14, 2015 – Monologue Jokes

1. At a recent Knicks game, a fan kissed a total stranger after her boyfriend refused to participate in the Kiss Cam. That’s crazy, there were three people at a Knicks game? 2. A Beverly Hills rare...

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January 16, 2015 – Monologue Jokes

1. A woman in China has been arrested after she cut off her husband’s penis, followed him to the hospital and then cut it off a second time after it was reattached by doctors. Said the husband, “A...

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August 24, 2015 – Monologue Jokes

1. Apple is recalling a batch of iPhone 6 Plus smartphones that are taking blurry photos. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, they look fine to me,” said Billy Joel. 2. Kentucky’s Republican Party...

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June 2, 2016 – Monologue Jokes

1. In a new interview, pregnant actress Megan Fox said she recently moved homes because her unborn baby told her to. But, since Fox starred in a Michael Bay “Transformers” movie, her baby is only the...

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March 14, 2017 – Monologue Jokes

1. After pledging to donate his entire presidential salary to charity, Donald Trump is now refusing to release proof that he is doing so. Although, I can’t think of a better word for supporting these...

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